Anonymous asked: PS that guy from Green Day has a name. It's Billie Joe Armstrong.
i am a big fan of the baseball tee.
on myself, and handsome men.
someone talk to me. i don’t care who you are. or what we talk about. i just need this.
i have to do a compare and contrast paper for english. i have to pick 2 movies to do the paper on. They have to be simillar plots, from the same director, have the same main actor, or be sequels. I need help on which ones to pick :/
cloysterbell: Don’t forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
a lot of people with tattoos bother me. your tattoos are not your identity. you are your identity. you shouldn’t have to say “Hello, my name is _____ and I have tattoos and fuck you if you don’t like it.” everything bothers me.
28 dollars a month to feed, clothe, educate, and share the gospel with a child in India. 28. i just sponsored my first kid, a 9 year old boy named Pratap. i refuse to tithe to my church. i can’t wait to start this.
i’m actually realizing that i’m a decent cook. i made this home made turkey meat loaf and potatoes and some fucking collard greens. COME TO MAMAS HOUSE FOR A MEAL THAT WILL STRETCH YOUR BRITCHES.
jamesxfc: Just because you write something on a piece of paper and take a picture of yourself holding it doesn’t make you inspirational or deep. Just sayin. i’d like to think I am an exception.
and i wonder where i get my personality from.
Enormous lady at wal-mart: Whoa! Those clouds look menacing!
My Dad: They aren't the only thing that looks menacing...
my body will get older. but i’ll never grow up. that’s a promise.
Anonymous asked: That GIF of Gaga and Anderson is fake.
your happiness is fucking annoying. as is your face.
when/if I have a boyfriend, Hey Thanks by The Wonder Years will probably be our theme song. putting up with me would suck and i’m sorry.
today is a day when everyone is deciding to pick fights with me and run their mouths. i am about to drive my car off a cliff and take all you fuckers with me.
i just made.
the most bomb home-made lime cheesecake for a meeting. i’m hilarious and a good cook. come on men. why u no want meh.